[Nowe folowethe here the maner of a bille by wey of supplicacion putte to the Kyng holding his noble feest of Cristmasse in the Castel of Hertford as in a disguysing of the rude upplandisshe people (uneducated rural people) compleyning on hir (their) wyves, with the boystous aunswere (vigorous answer) of hir wyves, devysed by Lydegate at the request of the Countré Roullour Brys slayne at Loviers. (see note); (t-note) |
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Moost noble Prynce, with support of your Grace Ther beon entred into youre royal place, And late ecomen into youre castell, Youre poure lieges, wheche lyke nothing weel; Nowe in the vigyle of this nuwe yeere Certeyne sweynes ful froward of ther chere Of entent comen, fallen on ther kne, For to compleyne unto yuoure Magestee Upon the mescheef of gret adversytee, Upon the trouble and the cruweltee Which that they have endured in theyre lyves By the felnesse of theyre fierce wyves; Which is a tourment verray importable, A bonde of sorowe, a knott unremuwable. For whoo is bounde or locked in maryage, Yif he beo olde, he fallethe in dotage. And yonge folkes, of theyre lymes sklendre, Grene and lusty, and of brawne but tendre, Phylosophres callen in suche aage A chylde to wyve, a woodnesse or a raage. For they afferme ther is non eorthely stryf May beo compared to wedding of a wyf, And who that ever stondethe in the cas, He with his rebecke may sing ful oft ellas! Lyke as theos hynes, here stonding oon by oon, [i. demonstrando vi. rusticos He may with hem upon the daunce goon, Leorne the traas, boothe at even and morowe, Of Karycantowe in tourment and in sorowe; Weyle the whyle, ellas! that he was borne. For Obbe the Reeve, that goothe heere al toforne, He pleynethe sore his mariage is not meete, For his wyf, Beautryce Bittersweete, Cast upon him an hougly cheer ful rowghe, Whane he komethe home ful wery frome the ploughe, With hungry stomake deed and paale of cheere, In hope to fynde redy his dynier; Thanne sittethe Beautryce bolling at the nale, As she that gyvethe of him no maner tale; For she al day, with hir jowsy nolle, Hathe for the collyk pouped in the bolle, And for heedaache with pepir and gynger Dronk dolled ale to make hir throte cleer; And komethe hir hoome, whane hit drawethe to eve, And thanne Robyn, the cely poure reeve, Fynde noone amendes of harome ne damage, But leene growell, and soupethe colde potage; And of his wyf hathe noone other cheer But cokkrowortes unto his souper. This is his servyce sitting at the borde, And cely Robyne, yif he speke a worde, Beautryce of him doothe so lytel rekke, That with hir distaff she hittethe him in the nekke, For a medecyne to chawf with his bloode; With suche a metyerde she hathe shape him an hoode. And Colyn Cobeller, folowing his felawe, [demonstrando pictaciarium Hathe hade his part of the same lawe; For by the feyth that the preost him gaf, His wyf hathe taught him to pleyne at the staff; Hir quarter-strooke were so large and rounde That on his rigge the towche was alwey founde. Cecely Soure-Chere, his owen precyous spouse, Kowde him reheete whane he came to house; Yif he ought spake whanne he felt peyne, Ageyne oon worde, alweys he hade tweyne;1 Sheo qwytt him ever, ther was no thing to seeche, Six for oon of worde and strookes eeche. Ther was no meen bytweene hem for to goone; Whatever he wan, clowting olde shoone The wykday, pleynly this is no tale, Sheo wolde on Sondayes drynk it at the nale. His part was noon, he sayde not oonys nay; Hit is no game but an hernest play, For lack of wit a man his wyf to greeve. Theos housbondemen, whoso wolde hem leeve, Koude yif they dourst telle in audyence What folowethe therof wyves to doone offence;2 Is noon so olde ne ryveld on hir face, Wit tong or staff but that she dare manase. Mabyle, God hir sauve and blesse, Koude yif hir list bere hereof witnesse: Wordes, strookes unhappe, and harde grace With sharpe nayles kracching in the face. I mene thus, whane the distaff is brooke, With theyre fistes wyves wol be wrooke, Blessed thoo men that cane in suche offence Meekly souffre, take al in pacyence, Tendure suche wyfly purgatorye. Heven for theyre meede, to regne ther in glorye, God graunt al housbandes that beon in this place, To wynne so heven for His hooly grace. Nexst in ordre, this bochier stoute and bolde [demonstrando carnificem That killed hathe bulles and boores olde, This Berthilmewe, for al his broode knyf, Yit durst he never with his sturdy wyf, In no mater holde chaumpartye; And if he did, sheo wolde anoon defye His pompe, his pryde, with a sterne thought, And sodeynly setten him at nought. Thoughe his bely were rounded lyche an ooke She wolde not fayle to gyf the firste strooke; For proude Pernelle, lyche a chaumpyoun, Wolde leve hir puddinges in a gret cawdroun, Suffre hem boylle, and taake of hem noon heede, But with hir skumour reeche him on the heved. Shee wolde paye him, and make no delaye, Bid him goo pleye him a twenty devel wey. She was no cowarde founde at suche a neode, Hir fist ful oft made his cheekis bleed; What querell ever that he agenst hir sette, She cast hir not to dyen in his dette. She made no taylle, but qwytt him by and by; His quarter sowde, she payde him feythfully, And his waages, with al hir best entent, She made therof noon assignement Eeke Thome Tynker with alle hees pannes olde, [demonstrando the Tynker And alle the wyres of Banebury that he solde — His styth, his hamour, his bagge portatyf — Bare up his arme whane he faught with his wyf. He foonde for haste no better bokeller Upon his cheeke the distaff came so neer. Hir name was cleped Tybot Tapister. To brawle and broyle she nad no maner fer, To thakke his pilche, stoundemel, nowe and thanne, Thikker thane Thome koude clowten any panne. Nexst Colle Tyler, ful hevy of his cheer, Compleynethe on Phelyce his wyf, the wafurer. Al his bred with sugre nys not baake, Yit on his cheekis sometyme he hathe a caake So hoot and nuwe, or he can taken heede, That his heres glowe verray reede, For a medecyne whane the forst is colde, Making his teethe to ratle, that beon oolde. This is the compleynt that theos dotardes oolde Make on theyre wyves, that beon so stoute and bolde. Theos holy martirs, preved ful pacyent, Lowly beseching in al hir best entent, Unto youre noble ryal magestee To graunte hem fraunchyse and also liberté, Sith they beothe fetird and bounden in maryage, A sauf-conduyt to sauf him frome damage. Eeke under support of youre hyeghe renoun, Graunt hem also a proteccyoun; Conquest of wyves is ronne thoroughe this lande, Cleyming of right to have the hyegher hande. But if you list, of youre regallye, The Olde Testament for to modefye, And that yee list asselen theyre request, That theos poure husbandes might lyf in rest, And that theyre wyves in theyre felle might Wol medle amonge mercy with theyre right. For it came never of nature ne raysoun, A lyonesse t’oppresse the lyoun, Ner a wolfesse, for al hir thyraunye, Over the wolf to haven the maystrye. Ther beon nowe wolfesses moo thane twoo or three, The bookys recorde, wheeche that yonder bee. [i. distaves Seothe to this mater of mercy and of grace, And or thees dotardes parte out of this place, Upon theyre compleynt to shape remedye, Or they beo likly to stande in jupardye. It is no game with wyves for to pleye, But for foolis, that gif no force to deye! [Takethe heed of th’aunswer of the wyves. Touching the substance of this hyeghe discorde, We six wives beon ful of oon acorde, Yif worde and chyding may us not avaylle, We wol darrein it in chaumpcloos by bataylle. Jupart oure right, laate or ellys raathe. And for oure partye the worthy Wyf of Bathe Cane shewe statutes moo than six or seven, Howe wyves make hir housbandes wynne heven, Maugré the feonde and al his vyolence; For theyre vertu of parfyte pacyence Partenethe not to wyves nowe-adayes, Sauf on theyre housbandes for to make assayes. Ther pacyence was buryed long agoo, Gresyldes story recordethe pleinly soo. It longethe to us to clappen as a mylle, No counseyle keepe, but the trouth oute telle; We beo not borne by hevenly influence Of oure nature to keepe us in sylence. For this is no doute, every prudent wyf Hathe redy aunswere in al suche maner stryf. Thoughe theos dotardes with theyre dokked berdes, Which strowtethe out as they were made of herdes, Have ageyn hus a gret quarell nowe sette, I trowe the bakoun was never of hem fette, Awaye at Dounmowe in the Pryorye. They weene of us to have ay the maystrye; Ellas! theos fooles, let hem aunswere hereto; Whoo cane hem wasshe, who can hem wring alsoo? Wryng hem, yee, wryng, so als God us speed, Til that some tyme we make hir nases bleed, And sowe hir cloothes whane they beothe torent, And clowte hir bakkes til somme of us beo shent; Loo, yit theos fooles, God gyf hem sory chaunce, Wolde sette hir wyves under govvernaunce, Make us to hem for to lowte lowe; We knowe to weel the bent of Jackys bowe. Al that we clayme, we clayme it but of right. Yif they say nay, let preve it out by fight. We wil us grounde not upon wommanhede. Fy on hem, cowardes! When hit komethe to nede, We clayme maystrye by prescripcyoun, Be long tytle of successyoun, Frome wyf to wyf, which we wol not leese. Men may weel gruchche but they shal not cheese. Custume is us for nature and usaunce To set oure housbandes lyf in gret noysaunce. Humbelly byseching nowe at oon worde Unto oure Liege and moost soverein Lord, Us to defende of his regallye, And of his grace susteenen oure partye, Requering the statuyt of olde antiquytee That in youre tyme it may confermed bee. |
(see note) who are unhappy (i.e., on New Year’s Eve); (see note); (t-note) commoners; in an angry mood; (t-note) Deliberately; (t-note) cruelty (t-note) treachery unbearable unremovable; (t-note) marriage senility slender limbs; (t-note) muscle madness; insanity earthly strife is in that situation fiddle farmers six rustics for the showing; (see note) steps (see note) Regretting all the while first; (see note) complains; pleasant angry look very harsh weary dull and pale of face; (t-note) carousing at the tavern has no concern for him drunken head; (see note) colic; gulped; tankard; (see note) mulled ale; (t-note) (t-note) unfortunate relief from harm gruel; dines on cold stew hospitality stale gruel meal; table simpleminded cares so little (see note) warm; (t-note) yardstick; deceived him (see note) a cobbler for the showing; (see note) faith; priest gave him complain backbone Sourpuss Could lay into him (t-note) She repaid; (see note) Six times for every word and stroke of his earned, mending old shoes On weekdays (see note) once (see note) displease believe dared; in public wrinkled tongue if she wanted to misfortune scratching satisfy their anger those suffer To endure; (see note) reward earn butcher a butcher for the showing; (see note) (see note) engage in battle; (see note) consider him worthless give (see note) cauldron Let them boil skimming utensil hit; head in the name of twenty devils; (see note) tally; (see note) quarterly payments allotment (see note) a tinker for the showing; (see note) wares; (see note); (t-note) anvil; carrying bag (see note) shield quarrel; had no fear at all beat his hide, occasionally Harder; strike; head serious a maker of wafers; (see note) hairs frost (t-note) their freedom fettered safe-conduct; save them; (see note) Claiming the right; upper power (see note) approve live treacherous mix mercy with reason lion she-wolf; tyranny mastery (see note) (t-note) If either; depart jeopardy (see note) Except; who don’t care about dying high one accord; (see note) help decide it; tournament field; (t-note) Risk; sooner or later (see note) (t-note) reach heaven; (see note) In spite of; devil perfect Except; tests (see note) It is our duty to chatter like a mill short stick out; flax; (t-note) against us (see note); (t-note) hope their noses torn beat; exhausted (t-note) bow low to them too well the set of Jack’s mind uninterrupted possession; (see note) lose complain; choose tradition annoyance gloss Entreating |
[The complaynte of the lewed housbandes with the cruwell aunswers of theyre wyves herde, the kyng givethe therupon sentence and jugement. (see note); (t-note) |
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This noble Prynce, mooste royal of estate, Having an eyeghe to this mortal debate, First adverting of ful hyeghe prudence, Wil unavysed gyve here no sentence, Withoute counseylle of haste to procede, By sodeyne doome; for he takethe heede To eyther partye as juge indifferent, Seing the paryll of hasty jugement; Pourposithe him in this contynude stryf To gif no sentence therof diffynytyf, Til ther beo made examynacyoun Of other partye, and inquysicyoun. He considerethe and makethe raysoun his guyde, As egal juge enclyning to noo syde; Notwithstanding he hathe compassyoun Of the poure housbandes trybulacyoun, So oft arrested with theyre wyves rokkes, Which of theyre distaves have so many knokkes; Peysing also, in his regallye, The lawe that wymmen allegge for theyre partye, Custume, nature, and eeke prescripcyoun, Statuyt used by confirmacyoun, Processe and daate of tyme oute of mynde, Recorde of cronycles, witnesse of hir kuynde: Wherfore the Kyng wol al this nexste yeere That wyves fraunchyse stonde hoole and entier, And that no man withstonde it, ne withdrawe, Til man may fynde some processe oute by lawe, That they shoulde by nature in theyre lyves Have soverayntee on theyre prudent wyves, A thing unkouthe, which was never founde. Let men beware therfore or they beo bounde. The bonde is harde, whosoo that lookethe weel; Some man were lever fetterd beon in steel, Raunsoun might help his peyne to aswaage, But whoo is wedded lyvethe ever in servage. And I knowe never nowher fer ner neer Man that was gladde to bynde him prysonier, Thoughe that his prysoun, his castell, or his holde Wer depeynted with asure or with golde. [Explicit. |
(t-note) eye being heedful of; high hastily rash judgment impartial peril (t-note) reason impartial judge distaffs Considering; sovereignty on their side title of possession natural order (t-note) freedom unknown carefully considers would rather be fettered assuage servitude far nor near; (see note) decorated; (see note) |