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Bycorne and Chychevache

  [Loo, sirs, the devise (device) of a peynted or desteyned (painted or stained) clothe for an halle, a parlour, or a chaumbre, devysed by Johan Lidegate at the request of a werthy citeseyn (worthy citizen) of London. (see note); (t-note)

[First there shal stonde an ymage in poete-wyse (in the guise of a poet) seying thees thre (these three) balades: (see note)
 




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O prudent folkes, takethe heed
And remembrethe, in youre lyves,
Howe this story dothe proceed
Of the housbandes and theyre wyves,
Of theyre acorde and of theyre stryves
With lyf or deethe, which to derrain
Is graunted to thees beestis tweyin.
 
pay attention; (see note)



quarrels; (t-note)
decide the outcome of; (see note); (t-note)
two beasts

 
  [And thane shalle theer be purtrayed twoo beestis, oon (one) fatte another leene (lean). (see note)
 


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Of Chichevache and of Bycorne
Tretethe hooly this matere,
Whos story hathe taught us here to forne
Howe thees beestis, bothe in feere,
Have theyre pasture, as yee shal here,
Of men and wymmen, in sentence,
Thorugh souffraunce or thorughe inpacience.

For this Bicorne of his nature
Wil noon other maner foode
But pacient men in his pasture;
And Chichevache etethe wymmen goode;
And boothe theos beestes, by the roode,
Be fatte or leene, hit may not fayle,
Lyke lak or plenté of theyre vitayle.
 
Skinny cow; Two horns (see note); (t-note)
completely
before; (t-note)
alike
Feed on [men and women]; hear
truly; (t-note)
Through patience; (t-note)

(t-note)
(t-note)
long-suffering; (t-note)
eats
by the cross (a mild oath)
Are; (t-note)
According to lack; (t-note)

 
  [Thane shalle ther be pourtrayhed a fatte beest called Bycorne of the cuntrey of Bycornoys and seyne (say) thees thre balades filowing (following):
 



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Of Bycornoys I am Bycorne,
Ful fatte and rounde, here as I stonde,
And in maryage bonde and sworne
To Chichevage, as hir husbande,
Which wil not ete on see nor lande
But pacyent wyves debonayre
Which to hir husbandes beon nat contrayre.

Ful scarce, God wot, is hir vitayle,
Humble wyves she fyndethe so fewe,
For alweys at the countretayle
Theyre tunge clappethe and dothe hewe;
Suche meke wyves I beshrewe,
That neyther cane at bedde ne boord
Theyre husbandes nought forbere on worde.

But my foode and my cherisshing,
To telle pleynly, and not tarye,
Ys of suche folk whiche ther living,
Dar to theyre wyves be not contrarye,
Ne frome theyre lustis dar not varye,
Nor with hem holde no chaumpartye;
Alle suche my stomake wol defye!
 


bound

Who; sea
Any except; humble
their; are not contrary; (t-note)

God knows; her food

in reply
tongue flaps and cuts; (see note)
submissive; curse; (t-note)
can; table
one; (t-note)

nourishment; (t-note)
delay; (t-note)
(t-note)
Dare

contend against them
digest

 
  [Thanne shal be pourtrayed a companye of men comyng towardes this beest Bicorne and sey thees foure balades:
 


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Felawes, takethe heede and yee may see
Howe Bicorne castethe him to devoure
Alle humble men, bothe you and me,
Ther is no gayne us may socour;
Wo be therfore, in halle and bour,
To alle thees husbandes, which theyre lyves
Maken maystresses of theyre wyves.

Who that so doothe, this is the lawe,
That this Bycorne wol him oppresse,
And devowren in his mawe
That of his wyf makethe his maystresse;
This wol us bring in gret distresse,
For we for oure humylytee
Of Bycorne shal devowred be.

We stonden pleynly in suche cas,
That they to us maystresses be,
We may wel sing and seyne allas!
That wee gaf hem the sovereynté;
For we be thralle and they beo fre,
Wherfore Bycorne, this cruell beste,
Wol us devowren at the leest.

But who that cane be sovereyne,
And his wyf teeche and chastyse,
That she dare not a worde geyne-seyne,
Nor disobeye no maner wyse,
Of suche a man, I cane devyse,
He stant under proteccion;
Frome Bycornes jurisdiccyoun.
 

intends to

no help that can protect us; (t-note)
in manor and cottage
(t-note)
sovereign women; (see note)




He who


By

We are clearly in such misfortune

say
gave
in thrall; free

Will; in any case


teach
contradict
in any way; (t-note)
say
stands


 
  [Thanne shal ther be a womman devowred ypurtrayhed in the mouthe of Chichevache cryen (crying) to alle wyves and sey this balade:
 




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O noble wyves, beothe wel ware,
Takethe ensaumple nowe by me,
Or ellys, afferme weel I dare,
Yee shal beo ded, yee shal not flee;
Beothe crabbed, voydethe humylitee,
Or Chychevache ne wol not fayle
You for to swalowe in hir entrayle.
 
be aware
example
I dare well say
dead
spiteful; avoid; (t-note)
(t-note)


 
  [Thanne shal be ther purtrayhed a longe horned beest sklendre (slender) and lene (lean) with sharpe teethe and on his body nothing save skyn and boone (bone).
 


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Chychevache, this is my name,
Hungry, megre, sklendre, and lene,
To shewe my body I have gret shame,
For hunger I feele so gret teene,
On me no fattnesse wol beo seene,
By cause that pasture I fynde noon,
Therfore I am but skyn and boon.

For my feding in existence
Is of wymmen that beon meeke,
And lyche Gresylde in pacyence,
Or more, theyre bountee for to eeke;
But I ful longe may goon and seeke
Or I cane fynde a gode repaaste
Amorowe to breke with my faaste.

I trowe ther beo a dere yeere
Of pacyent wymmen nowe theos dayes;
Who grevethe hem with worde or chere,
Let him beware of suche assayes;
For it is more thane thritty Mayes
That I have sought frome lande to londe,
But yit oone Gresylde never I fonde.

I fonde but oone, in al my lyve,
And she was deed sith go ful yore;
For more pasture I wil not stryve
Nor seeche for my foode no more,
Ne for vitayle me to enstore;
Wymmen beon wexen so prudent
They wol no more beo pacyent.
 

emaciated; slender; lean; (t-note)

pain


skin and bones

in reality

like; (see note)
virtue to enhance

Before; good
In the morning; (t-note)

believe; is a dearth; (see note)

makes them (i.e., women) angry; manner
sallies
thirty
(t-note)
(t-note)

life
dead since long ago; (t-note)

search; (t-note)
supply
have grown; wise


 
  [Thanne shal there be pourtrayhed after Chichevache an olde man with a baston on his bakke manassing the beest for the rescowing of his wyf:1
 




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My wyf, allas, devowred is;
Moost pacyente and mooste peysyble,
Sheo never sayde to me amysse,
Whome hathe nowe slayne this beest horryble,
And for it is an inpossyble
To fynde ever suche a wyf,
I wil lyve sool during my lyf.

For nowe of nuwe for theyre prowe
The wyves of ful hyegh prudence
Have of assent made theyre avowe,
For to exyle Pacyence,
And cryed, “Wolfes heed obedyence!”2
To make Chichevache fayle
Of hem to fynde more vitayle.

Nowe Chichevache may fast longe,
And dye for al hire cruweltee,
Wymmen have made hemself so stronge
For to outraye humylyté.
O cely housbandes! woo beon yee!
Suche as cane have no pacyence
Ageyns youre wyves vyolence.

Yif that yee suffre, yee beo but deed,
This Bicorne awaytethe yowe so soore,
Eeke of youre wyves yee stonde in dreed
Yif yee geyne-seye hem any more;
And thus yee stonde, and have doone yoore,
Of lyf and deeth bytwixen tweyne,
Lynkeld in a double cheyne.
 

peace-loving

(t-note)
impossibility
(t-note)
alone

benefit
high; (t-note)
vow; (t-note)
(t-note)

fail; (t-note)
In them

(t-note)
their cruelty
themselves
vanquish
unfortunate

Against

dead
cruelly

oppose
for a long time
life; between the two; (t-note)
Linked; chain; (see note); (t-note)